Two Pirates were met one day in the street and they had not seen each other for some years. One pirate noticing the other had a wooden leg, a hook for a right hand and an eye missing said "looks like you have had a bad time what happened to you?" The other answered "well I lost my leg when I fell overboard one day and a shark ate it. My hand I lost in a fight when it was chopped off by a sword" The other said "yes but what about your eye?" "Oh I lost that when I was looking up at the sails and a bird shit in it!!" said the pirate. Looking at him in astonishment the other said how "How can your lose your eye with bird shit?" The pirate replied " Well I went to wipe it out and forgot that I had this hook !!!

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