A couple book into a hotel on their wedding night. In the morning they both come down to breakfast and the waiter asks ." What would you both like for your breakfast?". The woman not giving the man a chance to speak replied. " I will have cornflakes, bacon,eggs, followed by toast and a cup of coffee". The waiter said "Certainly madam and what will Sir be having?" With that she replied "He will be having a plate of lettuce leafs!!!" The Waiter looked somewhat puzzled and replied "Lettuce leafs for breakfast?" "Yes" the woman replied "I want to see if he eats like a Rabbit too !!!!"

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